Another “can’t take the kids anymore” exchange. It’s also combined with an argument about the holiday season again. After the entire pathetic discussion about not doing a big holiday Christmas Eve thing involving my family and tapering it back quite a bit, she left me twisting in the wind when I had told my family that we were pushing back the get-together to the weekend after Christmas. While in the middle of that announcement, she chimes in, “we’re not really sure.” I had enough.
PEW: AAAAHHHHRRRRGGGG
LM: uh oh. Cuteness wear off?
PEW: S2 refused to take a nap. he was freaking. i’m so fat. i’m so disgusted with myself. it’s not even funny. i’ve been eating out of anxiousness
…for the last 8-years…
LM: Super.
PEW: super?
LM: Not really. I just don’t know what you expect me to say in response. So I say something irrelevant.
PEW: i don’t expect you to say anything but try to feel a little compassion. not be judgemental
LM: ok. Not being judgmental.
PEW: now the cuteness has worn off. he was just climbing all over my fucking back and pulled my hair when he lost his balance
LM: omg
PEW: why can’t these kids leave me alone for two fucking seconds
LM: Close the door. Hey… There is a CD in the drawer of the PC. Turn the speakers on. Open and reclose the drawer. It will play. S2 will leave you alone.
PEW: well i don’t really want to spend alot of time on here……i really would like to get some things done around the house…..but they follow me from room to room……..S2 whining the whole time i can’t stand it anymore
LM: ok
PEW: did you call your aunt c….
LM: No, I’ll call tonight. Talked to my Mom to find out who called “Open House.” She said, not her… Probably Aunt R….
PEW: why don’t you want her there?
LM: No no…
PEW: i think I called it an open house when I talked to you……
LM: I just don’t want a parade. Someone is here, hang on.
PEW: you’re unbelievable. she said “I heard you have a “thing” on christmas eve”……
LM: Hang on.
PEW: no I gotta go
LM: k. He’s gone. Anyhoo… I meant… NO, I don’t mind her coming. And please don’t tell me that I’m unbelievable.
PEW: well why the inquisition about finding out who called it “open house”
Drama Queen. It wasn’t an inquisition. I was trying to make sure that whoever was expanding the roster for the get-together was clear that it was a scaled-back affair from previous years. Obviously, my paranoia was heightened in that I feared she would get pissed if it became something more than the small affair centered around the children. But then, it didn’t matter as neither side of that coin would result in anything but chaos and terror from the PEW.
LM: It wasn’t an inquisition. Look, we went from doing something Xmas eve, to doing it on the 28th. We fought over having something on the 24th.
PEW: it pisses me off that you don’t listen…..I told you she talked to Aunt R….
LM: I tell people the 28th, then you come back to me and tell me that everyone is welcome on the 24th.
PEW: i don’t give a shit if we do nothing…..I’m a busy woman. i don’t have time for your shit that’s for sure
LM: On TGiving, I say the 28th, and you stand next to me and tell people well, “you’re not sure.”
PEW: no I didn’t
LM: So, I really don’t know what the fuck is going on. Sorry if I am confused. Yes, you did.
Yes, she did. After all of the drama about scaling things back, I told my family. As I was telling my family, she chimes in, “we’re not really sure.” Ummm, yes we were really sure until the moment she opened her fat mouth again. Of course, then it instantly became my fault.
PEW: well when you figure it out let me know
LM: When YOU figure it out, you let me know.
PEW: here’s what I am doing…….
LM: I was content with US on Xmas Eve, and dinner on the 28th.
PEW: christmas eve……i’m taking S1 to mass at 6pm
LM: Everything changed, to MY surprise, at TGiving.
PEW: no it didn’t
LM: When you hedged about Saturday. Yes, you did.
PEW: what are you talking about… hedged> when?
LM: I said “Saturday,” and you stood right next to me and said, “Well, we’re not sure.” You did.
PEW: ok….well tell everyone we’re not doing anything……
LM: Then, a week ago, you tell me to tell everyone that they ARE invited over on the 24th.
PEW: i’ll be here after mass on christmas eve. i’ll have coffee. cookies. i’m tired of this with you. i’m not doing ANYTHING. not dinner…. i’m doing my own thing on christmas eve. with my children. i don’t care what you do
LM: See, that’s my point.
PEW: you’re always concerned about everyone else but me anyway
LM: That was our original message. That is the message I told everyone.
PEW: good great. i’ll see them on the 23rd
LM: But then YOU changed it.
PEW: ok well then i’ll change it again
LM: Okay.
PEW: i’m tired of everybody’s shit anyway. i’m gonna be selfish for a change
LM: For a change?!?! LOL! Whatever, PEW. Okay.
Tired of everybody’s shit? No one ever gave us any shit ever. In fact, we were often complemented as being the place that had the best parties where people felt the most comfortable. We didn’t particularly worry about where people ate and drank, we weren’t a “shoes off” household, stuff like that. EVERYONE loved to come to our house for festivities.
PEW: yeah I know it’s okay
LM: I know. I get to look like the ass and tell everyone… PEW changed her mind again. Nobody is invited over at all. Merry Christmas. Sorry for the inconvenience. You’re such an asshole.
PEW: it’s ok….because I work 25 hours a week and take care of two active little boys the rest of my time
LM: Okay. Well, I’m not taking off Monday then.
PEW: well…why don’t you fucking make dinner for YOUR family
LM: That’s fine. I’ll do that. You go somewhere else this holiday season and spare everyone your madness.
As if I had never done that before. You would think she did everything in that household.
PEW: when are we having my family over. NEVER
LM: Whenever you want.
Funny thing was that I could count on both hands how many times her family visited us at our home(s) in (at that point) 8-years. They lived the closest and rarely ever came. It’s not as though they weren’t invited from time to time. When they came, they rarely stayed long. They just couldn’t be bothered.
PEW: you make dinner…..i’ll lay around all day like you do. ok
LM: lol Yeah, that’s what I do.
PEW: why would I look forward to hosting your family when all they do is criticize anyway
LM: Stop making shit up because you’re stressed out.
PEW: i’m gonna enjoy my holiday for the first time in 8 years
LM: I know. Take a hike and let everyone else enjoy theirs, too.
PEW: i’m not making anything up
LM: Here we go with the annual “my family is evil” rant. Go on.
PEW: well after I suffer through holidays with your family……you’ll show up and start a fight at my family get together right? i have nothing to be stressed about?
LM: Nope.
PEW: thank god my parents gave me $500
LM: I didn’t start a fight.
PEW: i did
LM: Yep. You and your sister did.
PEW: yep. also….if you don’t take off monday….i’m working monday night
LM: That’s fine. You can work Monday night. Wouldn’t want you to be a hypocrite and hang out with my family anyway.
Now there’s some kind of threat! She’s threatening to leave me the hell alone! What a blessing that would be!
PEW: good…..I need the money. i’m tired of not having enough money…..I need the hours. I’m not giving up 8 hours so I can be snubbed by C…. AGAIN. bullshit
LM: ok. Hell, work 20-hours if you want. I don’t mind, really!
PEW: and you can stay home on christmas day when I go see my family….so you don’t ruin it for me again
LM: That’s fine. Are you finished?
PEW: for now
LM: I should really go to make sure nobody in your family makes fun of their character traits again. Or, you can go and leave the kids with me. lol
PEW: well since my parents bought christmas for the kids AGAIN…..that’s not really fair now is it
LM: Oh they did not.
PEW: oh….but they did
LM: Oh no they didn’t.
PEW: they’d be opening 3 toys a piece if it was up to you
LM: We bought the kids gifts before your parents gave you that money.
PEW: yeah……ok
LM: Yeah, okay is right. They get plenty of toys… from us and from others.
PEW: i don’t care…….I like the excitement of them finding stuff under the tree
LM: So do I. It’s as exciting to find 15 things under the tree as it is 30.
PEW: ok
LM: ok. You’ve bought them shit they’ve never played with. Because it’s about you, not about them. As usual.
I’ve mentioned before the freakish nature of her gift-giving and gift-receiving. It has nothing to do with the recipient and everything to do with her appearances to everyone. Of course, that would exclude me, not that I cared all that much. It was refreshing to see that I actually called her on it.
PEW: listen……nothing is about me……
LM: Yeah yeah… I know. It’s me, right? You are so predictable it’s sick. Get over yourself. Find somebody else to bitch to, because I’ve heard this same story every year. You’re wrong, and you know it.
PEW: listen…….
LM: So you just blame blame blame.
PEW: no……I’d like to see you do what I do everyday
LM: Everyone else is responsible for your miserable mood. Not you.
PEW: getting S1 to school on time…..dragging S2 with me everyday. having to take them intoo stores with me….. taking them to the doctors
LM: Sorry, I have to go to work during those hours.
PEW: working a difficult job….. you don’t work
LM: Here we go. Okay… I have to be at a job site during those hours. Make you happy?
PEW: right. yep
LM: I don’t work, but I can’t be home, sorry.
PEW: i’m glad you admist it
LM: Yeah. As if you had a clue.
PEW: trust me…..i know
LM: Sure you do.
PEW: well don’t sit there….and act like you could handle things so much better than me when you never even take these two out of the house
LM: That’s cause you’re too busy using our van as [your work’s] personal coach.
PEW: bullshit…..i’d take your heap anytime you asked me to
LM: Then take it every time.
PEW: I don’t even use our van once a week….know it all. fine
LM: You wouldn’t take my heap unless you HAD to.
Here I was, wondering why our brand new minivan was racking up all kinds of mileage when her workplace was but a few miles away. I discovered that she was using it to transport the clients (children, mind you) to various appointments and other places. I nearly had a meltdown because of the liability involved. Not only were we not insured for her to use it for her workplace, there was no agreement regarding liability. I pointed the fact out to her that we could be in HUMONGOUS trouble if she were to ever get into an accident and those children were injured or killed. The level of personal risk involved was incredible. She freaked out on me. Why? She didn’t want to have to go back to her workplace and “unvolunteer” to use our personal vehicle for the facility’s transportation needs. They HAD a van she could drive, but she chose to use ours instead. Again, all about appearances, even at great personal risk to her own family.
PEW: get the trash out of it
LM: Nope… because you shouldn’t be using that as your work’s chariot either.
PEW: there’s no reason why you can’t throw out all the shit in there. again……i rarely if ever use our cars
LM: But we all know that your work is more important than the potential impact on our household.
PEW: once in a great while
LM: Sure.
PEW: well…..I gotta work….otherwise I wouldn’t have a penny to myself….so tough shit. unless you want to get a decent paying job. it’s pretty sad…..that I enjoy a job where I get cursed out regularly….as opposed to being with you. my boss treats me like…shit……but it’s still better than being home
LM: Yeah, then you bring all that angst home and take it out on me and talk badly about my family. Nice.
PEW: you wish that was why
LM: Talk about your passive aggressive and misplaced anger. Problem with you is… Everyone ELSE gets away with taking advantage of you.
PEW: bullshit. you take advantage of me
LM: But since you’re too much of a spineless wimp to take issue with them… you lay it all on me. You’ll sit with a drunk all afternoon…
PEW: drunk?
LM: You’ll continue to get laughed at with your pay at work while allegedly doing the best job there… You’ll listen to [E….] whine about her drug habits. You’ll keep taking [niece]. Then, when it all gets too much… I’m there for you to unload on. Nice set up you got there. Really.
PEW: please. oh yeah i got the life. ripped clothes and all. everyone should envy me. and feel sorry for poor LM
LM: lol I don’t want anybody to feel sorry for me.
PEW: you do nothing but nag nag nag me
LM: I’m proud of what I have. All you do is piss and moan about every stinking thing. You talk about the kids whining… holy crap. You should hear yourself.
Here’s a woman who lived in a $300,000 home, had a new car just about every three years, a husband who thoroughly enjoyed being home with his family, was helpful, loyal, wasn’t a drunk, drug-abuser, wife-beater (despite her claims), and had every comfort any middle-class person could have and she did NOTHING BUT COMPLAIN! Further, she didn’t have to work if not for her penchant for spending us into a hole with rarely anything to show for it. Freak.
PEW: and nothing I ever complain about gets addressed
LM: I know. I don’t make enough money. I know… whine whine whine
PEW: right
LM: You don’t have enough stuff under the tree…
PEW: nag nag nag
LM: whine whine whine
PEW: nag nag nag turn the lights out….
LM: The kids don’t let you do anything…
PEW: turn the christmas lights on…..
LM: Whine whine whine.
PEW: dont’ forget. don’t forget to call your doctor
LM: Hey, you’re the bitch about money.
PEW: don’t forget
LM: You can’t bitch about money all the while wasting it, right? Sorry, can’t let you have the cake and eat it too.
PEW: don’t forget to check the lights on the car…..
LM: Call your fucking doctor. It isn’t that hard. Or “won’t the kids let you?”
PEW: hate to be a pest but the cell phone…..
LM: Check the truck lights… because you’re fucking up the truck.
PEW: yeah it is shithead
LM: Ooops! The “kids” won’t let you.
PEW: the kids turned the light on in the first place
LM: PEW, I’ve reduced the cell phone to 50 minutes for emergencies… Ooops! The “kids” don’t stop you from using it like we have unlimited time. I’ll pay the $80 for it, and you’ll bitch that we have no money. I get it. *rolleyes* Get a clue, PEW.
PEW: you get a clue. cheapass
LM: Waste energy – costs money.
PEW: nagger
LM: You want money? Don’t waste energy.
PEW: nag nag nag nag nag nag
LM: Cellphone is $10 so we have extra money.
PEW: you’re an old fucking lady
LM: Don’t use it like we have unlimited minutes. Now, instead of having $25 extra… We’ll lose $70
PEW: i told you to shut the fucking phone off
LM: Nice job, PEW! That’s my fault. Oh yeah… now your overuse is my fault. Nice trick!
PEW: yeah…you should have disconnected it when I told you to
LM: Yeah, I accept responsibility. That’s my fault. You jackass.
When things got tight, we tightened our belts. A good place to save money was the cellphone. At the time, I could downsize the plan to what I termed “emergency status.” We only got one when we had the children anyway. At the time, they had a plan that was $10/month for 50-minutes. Perfect. We discussed it and agreed to it. Imagine my surprise when she continued to use it like we had an unlimited plan. You can see her position above. Freak.
PEW: don’t want to go christmas shopping with me…. don’t want to do a family activity with me….
LM: Yes I did, and I had a great time doing it!
PEW: yeah but we fought first
LM: Yes I did, I just didn’t want to go to the Crayon Factory. No we didn’t.
PEW: don’t remind me
LM: You create your own hysteria. You know it. ANYPLACE but the Crayon factory.
PEW: I had to take a toddler and a preschooler to something all alone
LM: ANY of YOUR ideas but the Crayon Factory.
PEW: asshole
LM: But hey… The Crayon Factory gives you an excuse to fight. right? You bitch that I don’t put up lights.
PEW: well it was the perfect activity for them. it’s not what is best for you
LM: But then, I stay home, and put up lights… on the day I promised S1 I would put them up.
PEW: it’s what is best for them
LM: I know, but then I couldn’t get the lights up…
PEW: if you werem
LM: And you were mad about that even though I said I was putting them up after Thanksgiving.
PEW: if you weren’t such a tard you could have done both things
LM: If we stayed closer than the crayon factory, I get them both done. No, I couldn’t. Not with you working all day Sunday. And me working during the week.
PEW: i could have put up the lgihts
LM: But nooooooooooo… you need to bitch.
PEW: any moron could do it. not that difficult
LM: You can even make a call to your doctor… because of the “kids” what makes you think you would put up lights? You can’t barely get your ass out of bed in the morning and you’re going to climb up in a tree and put up Christmas lights? Can’t put up lights in the tree in the dark. You DID want lights in the tree, right? That’s what you requested.
PEW: i just wanted freakin lights up
LM: No shit, sherlock. And they got up. It would have been another week if I had gone to the Crayon Factory. Then, you would have bitched about that. I know how it works, PEW.
PEW: whatever…..at least you won’t be missed that much when you’re not around anymore
LM: Yeah, okay. Then you can move into your parents’ basement and they can take care of you again, wittle baby? Then they can abuse our kids just like they did you. Perfect!
PEW: someday, you’ll be gone and it’ll just be the 3 of us…… so don’t worry about it…..I chalked it up to that
LM: lol
PEW: yeah it’s real funny. keep laughing it up. you look up to your Dad so much i’m sure you’ll follow in his footsteps in MOST ways
LM: Yep, when it doubt, insult. Way to spread that Christmas Cheer you miserable grinch. Are the kids keeping you tied to the PC? I mean, with all that stuff you allegedly have to do, you sure are wasting a lot of time with me, aren’t you? You, who never have time, never have peace, never have cooperation.
PEW: nag nag nag…. you should know alot about insulting. did you find a girlfriend yet?
LM: *YAWN* You bore me.
PEW: should I start looking for a new husband. you need to find someone ten years younger
LM: No, you should start looking for a new holiday personality. This miserable act was old years ago. Go fuck yourself.
PEW: and just so you know…both boys are sitting right on my lap. we’re doing the Toy Story CD because I actually play with them
So which is it, PEW? Are they “up your ass” and you “can’t fucking take them anymore” – or are you playing with them voluntarily? Which is it? Freak.
This is one where I “let loose” a little bit. Perhaps not as much as the readership would have expected, but more than my usual defense and over-explaining myself while doing my damndest to avoid going into the gutter with her. Here I went gutter. It still isn’t pretty as I read it. I’m not proud of it, but I imagine it probably felt really good at the time for a short moment.