We continued on this endless dance of figuring out what type of settlement was going to happen. It would never happen. I explain my position regarding how and why settlements with a borderline personality disordered person will never happen in a previous post: “The Greatest Custody Order/Agreement Clause.” Of course, I wouldn’t learn that pearl of wisdom until a year or more later.
It’s March 25th, 2004, and this go’round is insightful as to her frame of mind on a number of things… a potential settlement… what she’s entitled to… fearing for her safety while voluntarily continuing to live in the same house with me while house-shopping…
One thing was abundantly clear, though – I ain’t Donald Trump!
PEW: i don’t understand why you can’t tell me what your proposal is?
LM: It’s not my job. Sorry. There hasn’t been a conversation relevant to our situation that has gone well. So, it’s best if we speak to our attorneys about the situation as appropriate, and leave it at that.
PEW: well if you knew it was good, i would think you’d have told me, so I have a feeling i’m probably not going to like it. it’s ok though. i’ll wait if that’s the way you want to do it
LM: It’s the right way to do it. And know this… Whatever the settlement ends up being… it will be what we are allegedly “entitled to.” Whether you like it, I like it, or not. That’s the reality.
PEW: oh? why would I have a problem with that
LM: Nobody ever ends up “liking” it. So, what’s the point? We sell… that’ll suck. I keep it… you won’t like it. You keep it… I won’t like it. Nothing about this will be “liked.”
PEW: i don’t really care if you keep it……as long as I get the equity i’m entitled to
LM: Super.
PEW: which is at least $30k you keep saying i’m the one that is holding things up….but in reality if you just told me what you were offering I could tell you right now whether i’m going to accept it or not
Here’s what PEW didn’t realize at the time and, due to my caving-in, ultimately wouldn’t matter. She wasn’t aware of something called a “depreciating interest” in a pre-marital asset. In this case, it was the real-estate. More specifically, it was the down payment on the house that she was now leveraging as settlement in the divorce.
The prior home I owned fully 5-1/2 years before we were married. According to the rules in my jurisdiction, once you’re married, you are engaged in what is called a “depreciating interest” in the asset (real estate) at a rate of 5% per year. This means that from the date of marriage, I lose 5% of the value of the asset to joint-marital asset status per year. The Cliff’s Notes version of this explanation is as follows:
Downpayment on the house: $40,000 (at 100%).
Marriage Length at the time of filing: 8-years.
Depreciated interest for me: 8-years x 5% per year = 40%.
Therefore, according to the law, 60% of that downpayment on the house in question is considered a “premarital asset” and comes right off the top when calculating the settlement in a joint-property state. That figure = $24,000, which I would try to use as a factor in calculating what she was truly “entitled to.”
LM: So? If you weren’t living in the same house with me, I’d probably tell you. But at this point, all that would do is give you an excuse to crank on me, and I don’t need that. Talk to your attorney. There is nothing I can do for you.
PEW: fine….i’ll wait to hear
LM: Plus, with all of the bullshit in that ridiculous accusation you filed with your attorney to justify taking the guns, and all of the other bullshit you pull… why you think I would “help” you escapes me.
PEW: “pull”? you’re not helping me
LM: But… like I said… If you want to play hardball… We can play hardball.
PEW: i don’t
LM: You use your attorney. I’ll use mine.
PEW: what makes you think i want to play hardball
LM: Well, taking the guns and telling your attorney that I’ve been violent is playing hardball. I haven’t done a thing to you.
PEW: i said you were violent in the past
Yes, I owned firearms. Yes, I didn’t take them off-site when she filed. They were in a secured, locking case, and allegedly on the advice of her attorney – stole them from me. Yes, I was afraid due to her instability.
LM: But hey… if it means your attorney will tell you to take the guns for your own protection… great. Take the guns, but stay in the house. That makes perfect sense.
PEW: well, trust me, I want to be out…..you don’t have to believe that, but it’s true
LM: Sure.
PEW: and you’re keeping me here
LM: You “fear for your safety” You’ll take guns… but stay in the house. What a joke. lol. Really, it makes me laugh.
PEW: i’m glad you can laugh under such circumstances
LM: Yep. I laugh with sadness. Just another piece of logic defying moves on your part. As I said before… Your actions defy your words.
A couple of things defy logic here and yet, she was convinced that her story would pass the “stink test” in court.
– She took the guns and now was parroting her lawyer’s posturing by claiming “fear for her safety.” This is why she justified stealing the firearms. Yet, she filed for divorce official the first week of February. Here we are in late March (she would stay until May 5th) – and she is living in the marital household, albeit in separate rooms. How did she propose that she would convince anyone that she feared for her safety when this was the case? One would think that her attorney would also have advised her to move anywhere! Move anywhere but the marital residence to keep up such appearances.
– Her contention that I was “keeping her” in the marital residence was so bizarre one couldn’t help but laugh! She was free to go anytime she wanted to at least a dozen places while looking for sufficient housing. She didn’t, despite allegedly “fearing for her safety.”
PEW: well if you had just sold the house we’d both be outa here. the kids would be happily adjusting to their new circumstances just like children do every day
LM: Nope. I look at the bigger, long-term picture. And as usual, you look for instant gratification. And selling the house isn’t in the best interest of the children, me, and perhaps even you.
PEW: why is that LM?
LM: But it’s not up to me to explain it all to you, you wouldn’t believe the facts anyway.
PEW: i wish you knew what you were talking about
LM: Oh, but I do.
PEW: it’s sad but I have a feeling that we’re going to court. and i’ll have to spend even more money that I don’t have
LM: We don’t “have to” go to court. You’ll disagree with whatever offer is given. We’ll go to court. And you’ll find out that it’s fair.
PEW: that’s what i said
LM: But you’ll NEED to go that full route only to find out the facts.
PEW: or you’ll find out that it’s not
LM: That’s fine. Half house. Half retirement. An auto. Half contents. It ain’t rocket science. I ain’t Donald Trump. We only got what we got.
PEW: right but what we disagree on is what “half house” is and i’ll go to court to get “half”
LM: We disagreed prior to the appraisal. Now, we have to come up with the appropriate figure based upon the value of the home.
PEW: and who was right? i was right
LM: Which is what we’ll do. Yep… it appraised for more than I expected it to. That’s not news.
PEW: which is $30k conservatively. if you can’t afford that then call a realtor
LM: lol
PEW: because I ain’t taking less
This would be one of many “20/20 hindsight” situations. Had I known with what I was dealing – I never, ever would have put myself through this horrible, repeating headache of negotiating with her. I would have just said, “let’s go to court and let them decide” and rolled the dice. It would prove to be a very costly error over the course of the next 9-months or so as I was trying to handle all household expenses while paying lots of attorney’s fees, and child support + temporary spousal support.
If I could go back and do that all over again… I absolutely would. There is no negotiating with someone suffering from BPD. You either “give up” – or let someone else decide for you.
LM: Okay. So call your attorney… make the offer. And we’ll go from there. Tell her you want it done fast. Here’s what I want. Write it up. Hell, you’re paying her enough.
PEW: no, i’m waiting to hear what you and your lawyer came up with
LM: okay
PEW: i want to know what I ever did to you to deserve this
Yes, I suppose she really needed to ask. Of course, deserve what? I never quite understood that beyond the humongous sense of entitlement. Something akin to, “give me whatever I want because I’ve determined it’s what I deserve” – regardless of reality or law.
LM: Deserve what? You want the divorce… and you’re gonna get it.
PEW: did I not try? did I not go to counseling?
LM: Water under the bridge. It’s over.
PEW: is that right?
LM: What I think doesn’t matter to you anyway, so why ask?
PEW: well i hope you can live with yourself down the road
LM: Me, too.
PEW: knowing that you had to stick it to me
LM: I am sticking it to no one.
PEW: because supposedly “I” wanted the divorce. you want it too LM
LM: You sure did.
PEW: if you didn’t you would have done something other than buy a motorcyle to stop it from happening
CLASSIC B-P-D. Blame, deflect, project, mirror, play victim… it’s always someone else’s fault. There is always another hurdle to get over in order to save things. Always some more payment (in gifts, finances, or emotion) in order to keep the thug at bay.
LM: lol. What a joke. For 8 years you’ve been threatening divorce and walking out. Don’t tell me what I wanted too. This isn’t about a motorcycle. That has nothing to do with it. Those are the things you tell yourself to demonize me.
PEW: well you obviously never took me serious or you would have changed something in 8 years. i’m not demonizing you
LM: Our whole lives has been about what I HAVE to do for you “or else we’re getting a divorce.” Moving. When we moved. How we moved
PEW: i have nothing but nice this to say about you
LM: To where we moved
PEW: that’s a lie
LM: Every move we have ever made has been under threat of divorce. EVERY MOVE
PEW: i never wanted to live in that house anyway
LM: And like a jackass… I just did it.
PEW: we didn’t just up and move. it took 6 years
LM: Yeah… I “forced you” according to you. I know that story.
PEW: you didn’t just do anything
LM: Spare me. If we look there… I’m getting a divorce. If we don’t move now… I’m getting a divorce
PEW: like I always tell you…..you, me, and God know what has really happened in this marriage
LM: If we move further away from my family “I’m getting a divorce.” Every fucking thing PEW. No, I don’t think you do. It goes ALL THE WAY back to “If I don’t get an engagement ring when I want it, I’m leaving!”
PEW: and I don’t think you do. and I should have
LM: Everything, PEW. Everything under threat of relationship.
PEW: if I was a little bit stronger, I would have left
LM: Yeah yeah
PEW: we never should have been together….in the first place, i’m sorry. but we’re both to blame
LM: Right. 50% each. lol
PEW: you should have made me stick to it
LM: Same story, different day. Spare me. You’re getting what you want. And you’ll get it as fast as you allow.
PEW: if you had not persued “fixing” things we would have broken up a long long time ago
LM: Hindsight is 20/20. Now we’re “stuck” with each other forever. lol
PEW: 50% is damn right. not really. i’m not stuck with you….the kids are. i will be free to persue love again once this is all over
LM: Yes. You sure will.
PEW: and i can find someone who really loves me
LM: And I wish you the very best. I really do.
PEW: not someone who uses me for his own ends. and I wish you the best
Uhhhhh… yeah. That’s what *I* did.
LM: lol
PEW: i hope you meet someone. i’ve been wishing that for years. the only thing i have left to do is to apologize to your first wife.
LM: Well, I’m just glad that wish didn’t come true… but it’s only because I’m faithful and devoted. That’s funny, too.
PEW: HAH\
LM: See, you can still make me laugh.
PEW: faitful, devoted……to yourself
LM: Yeah. You have nothing. I know.
PEW: damn right. i have nothing. except the kids
LM: Is this where you go into the “poor PEW” routine?
PEW: nope because i am happy now
LM: Good.
PEW: very happy
LM: Super! Then tell your lawyer to tell me what you want so you can go.
PEW: and you’ll never convince me or anyone who knows me that I’m “Crazy” as you put it to my sister in law
LM: Yeah. That’s how I put it. Your sister-in-law is hysterically funny.
PEW: so concerned about me?
LM: Ask her what she said to me. About how you’re “acting like PP” and… “Do you think that the amount of time she spends with PP has anything to do with how she is acting?” And how… “Except for your brother M……, that whole family is nuts.” And I’m standing there telling her that she’s not being fair. What a joke.
PEW: trust me…..I know, she’s a bitch
Her youngest brother’s wife was an ally, until I tell her what she really said, and then she’s “a bitch.” BPD black-and-white thinking.
LM: Well… I didn’t tell her that I thought you were “CRAZY” But if that’s her interpretation of what I did say… I can’t do anything about that. Remember, your sister told you that I told her that you cornered me and attacked me. And that never happened. So, you keep listening to your flawed sources.
PEW: i take it all with a grain of salt
LM: Obviously not.. Their information was clearly part of the assertions your lawyer made in her justification for instructing you to take the guns. I’m “running all over town telling everyone what medications you take.” Please. And your paranoia about me trying to “rally your family against you”
PEW: why would you talk to J..?
LM: J.. and PP asked me some questions… and I answered them honestly in my opinion.
PEW: why would you talk to PP?
LM: I didn’t “talk” to her. On one occasion each…
PEW: ok LM
LM: They asked me some questions. And I answered them. That’s it.
PEW: it’s not important anymore
LM: But I’m telling you this… You better wise up with the accusations you make to your attorney.
PEW: we’re going to be co-parenting for the next 14 years and that is all that matters
LM: Because I’ll pull out our conversation about the assault your sister laid on S1… and all kinds of stuff to make this as difficult as you appear to be trying to make this.
PEW: what assault?
LM: So, just tell your attorney to tell me what you want, I will see if I can make that happen. When she blasted him across the face leaving a mark.
PEW: leaving a mark?
LM: Just keep in mind…
PEW: i understood that S1 hurt S2 pretty badly
LM: That this will get as difficult as you decide to make it.
PEW: you forget that we had ALOT of trouble when S2 was a baby
LM: So when you go to your attorney and claim “history of violence” I could easily do the same. And even talk about you pushing me on more than one occasion to “see if you’ll hit me”
PEW: i have no history of violance
LM: You… who “fears” allegedly for her safety. Kicking.
PEW: that was a fabrication of yours
LM: Scratching. Pushing. Yes you do.
PEW: lies you lie
LM: Sure… So are yours. Where does that leave us?
PEW: and I am a calm laid back person, you lie
LM: At least I have documented evidence.
PEW: documentation that you fabricated. they’re lies
LM: You keep telling yourself that.
If they were lies, then she was the one lying about it. Most of the documented evidence I have was in her writing! Further, despite her claims to the contrary, she never called the police on me, she never had police reports for domestic violence – because what little DV there was, she initiated and she left marks! My only regret was not calling the police every time (something I subsequently did every time there was a potential or developing incident and would retreat from the house).
PEW: i’m not scared LM. not at all
LM: You don’t have to be “scared”
PEW: i’m a good person
LM: I’m just telling you that if you think that this is a game… you’re mistaken.
PEW: and I have the history to prove it
LM: Sure you do. We’ll see whose holds more water in court. If you want it that way
PEW: well i’m waiting to hear from your lawyer. that’s where we are right now
LM: I just wish you would stop with the petty BS.
PEW: it’s stopped
LM: I don’t have the guns back. It’s not stopped.
PEW: nothing petty about guns. guns are very serious
LM: Yes, they are.
PEW: i don’t want my kids having access to them
LM: They won’t.
PEW: well they did
LM: No they didn’t. And I’ve already made arrangements to get a safe.
PEW: i gotta go, i’m waiting to hear LM what your propsal is
LM: Okay. Have a lovely day.
PEW: thanks
Many times she promised to return the firearms. If a locking case wasn’t good enough, I’d buy a safe. In reality, they were going to go to either my father’s house or my brother’s house because I didn’t want them to be accessible to anyone while this was going on… most especially – PEW.
I would float many proposals, starting at $25,000 + half the equity in the retirements, and her choice on the vehicles. That’s all there was to settle (aside from custody). The home. The retirements. The cars. That’s all there was.